Elmo Gets His Drink On

Let me preface this post by saying: no Elmos were harmed in the production of this photograph. Oh yeah, and the kid didn’t drink any beer, either. She just likes to contribute to the delinquency of minors. (What, you didn’t know that Elmo was a minor?) Well, when Elmo is not jumping the shark for the Sesame Street series (I mean, he’s the one who made Snuffleupagus visible? What a load of horseshit), he’s chilling with a cool one in our backyard.